Aᴅᴠɪsᴏʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Iɴǫᴜɪsɪᴛᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴀʀᴇᴀs ᴏғ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢʏ, ᴅɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴄʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇsᴘɪᴏɴᴀɢᴇ.

Lᴇʟɪᴀɴᴀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛs ᴡʜᴏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs, ᴀssᴀssɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʙᴏᴛᴀɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ’s ᴏʀɢᴀɴɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Cᴜʟʟᴇɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ, sᴏ ʜᴇ’s ғᴏᴄᴜsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴍʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇǫᴜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀᴄᴇs sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Eʟᴅᴇʀ Oɴᴇ. Jᴏsᴇᴘʜɪɴᴇ ᴜsᴇs ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴘʟᴏᴍᴀᴄʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ Iɴǫᴜɪsɪᴛɪᴏɴ’s ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ. Eᴀᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠɪsᴏʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇs ɪɴ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʏs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ.

(Source: tevintter, via sodomymcscurvylegs)

becausedragonage:

I love this bit. 

Keep in mind that the dialogue that preceeds it is: 

  • Aveline: You didn’t come to my solstice dinner party.
  • Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking… do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
  • Aveline: Don’t change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn’t show up.

Aveline gets slammed for slut shaming Isabella but by the third act their relationship has changed. This dialogue can be summed up as:

Aveline: You’re part of my family. 

Isabella: I didn’t think you’d want me as family. 

Aveline: Of course I do. 

(Source: pyreo, via scaeriefountain)

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn, via scaeriefountain)

korrabehappyplease:

theemberislandplayahs:

I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

I love how Korra tries to hug Toph but Toph is just like “access denied.”

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